The latest thing that I was called by a high school student...... A BEACHED WHALE.
Yeppers I heard him in the hallway say...." Dang, We got a beached whale in our classroom today."
If I said it didn't hurt I would be lying. I go weeks with no remarks and then there is that one fool that runs his mouth.
By the way, my lunches are still a problem but for the last two days I have pre-made a breakfast burrito and am able to microwave, eat and drive. It has been pretty tasty too.
Wheat tortilla, little shredded cheese, two eggs scrambled with mushrooms then a little salsa. Yummy!