Thursday, March 25, 2010

Saw this on a status on facebook today and had to share.

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our body. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated, and happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, "Good grief..., look how smart I am!" Must be where the term "Smart A$$" came from.

I am not fat , I am educated beyond my means.

1 comment:

The Brown Recluse said...

I think I'll stick to not looking at my butt in the mirror!