I know I am big butttt.....

I have thought about posting this for a long time but chicken out but here goes.

I know I am big and have a big butt ( no where as big as some I have seen) but the size of bathroom stalls is ridiculous. I try to go to the handicap bathroom not only because I am a larger person but also because I am taller and the toilet is higher in that stall too. Today I was at a mall and had to used a regular size stall which looked quite smaller than usual. Well I always check the seat and it was clean so I proceeded to sit and two cold metal objects hit my thighs. I was thinking what on earth is going on , I know I am full-figured but this is ridiculous. The man who must have designed and installed both the toilet paper holder and the feminine trash container in the stall had positioned them in the exact same location on either side of the stall walls within inches of the toilet. Now even if Barbie in real life came in to use the facility she even would have a problem. It was the oddest most uncomfortable feeling in my life.
I know it had to be a man to do such a thing because a woman would have thought about such things. It also had to be a 20-30 degree day and the restrooms were right by the entrance of the mall so you can imagine these metal objects were quite cold.
Hope you enjoyed a good laugh at my expense. I really should have taken a picture of the idiotic position of these objects so you know it was not just because of my wide butt.